Top 10 #1

The Top 10 Things I WILL NOT MISS about Thailand...

10. The 3rd, 4th, 5th, and 6th days of Songkran
9. Spirit houses... everywhere
8. That uniquely Thai smell coming from the sewers
7. Dirty old white men with young Thai girls
6. Dirty old white men with young Thai boys
5. All the HOT weather
4. Driving patterns (especially with motorcycles)
3. The obstacle courses that pass as "sidewalks"
2. The stupid pigeons that live in my A/C unit and wake me up every morning.
1. Those dang dogs that that bark all night long.

Don't worry, I'm not a total HATER, stay tuned for the next Top 10 list...